I am a big fan of education. I love learning, in every shape, form, and fashion. And as a proponent of education, I have become addicted to The Learning Channel.
Well, actually, to one particular show on The Learning Channel. I just can’t get enough of the show, “What Not to Wear.” Now don’t laugh. The show is educational. If it weren’t, it wouldn’t be on The Learning Channel. And I have actually learned a lot from watching that show.
In case you’re not familiar with “What Not to Wear,” I’ll tell you about it. Stacy and Clinton are the all-knowing professors of fashion. Viewers nominate unsuspecting fashion derelicts, and secret cameras hide and film these poor victims for several days. Then, when the person least expects it, Stacy and Clinton show up and publicly tell the person that they are a fashion train wreck.
I know, it sounds harsh. But next comes the great part. Stacy and Clinton then hand the person a credit card with $5,000 on it. The person is then whisked away to
This show has been life-changing for me. For example, I now understand that faded overalls paired with an equally faded t-shirt are never the best fashion choice. Even for the grocery store. Even if they are accompanied by a cute pink ball cap.
I have also learned, for the first time in my life, how to use eye-shadow to create a “smoky eye”. But apparently, the smoky eye look doesn’t match well with the faded overall look. But hey, I’m the student here, not the teacher. I’m still learning. You’ve gotta give me credit for that.
In spite of the fact that I faithfully watch this show, I still look more like the “before” people than the “after” people. I think I need some extra tutoring. So, if anybody out there would like to nominate me for this show, I’d be eternally grateful. I will not be offended. I will even bring you back a nice Stacy and Clinton mug from
Honestly, I don’t know how I ended up being so fashion-challenged. My dear mother always looks like a million bucks, every time she steps out of the house. Her clothes always match, and her lipstick is always in place. She is one classy lady.
But though she may have failed miserably in passing on her fashion sense to me, she did pass on a few very important rules about what and what not to wear. And lucky for you, I’m about to share them.
1. Don’t wear a frown. It makes you ugly. No matter what you look like, a smile will make you more attractive.
2. Don’t wear a haughty attitude. No one likes to be looked down upon.
3. Don’t wear sarcasm. It is a sorry excuse for real humor.
4. Don’t wear gossip and slander. Classy people talk about things, not people.
5. Do wear love. Always make the people around you feel accepted and important.
I’m so glad I have these rules imbedded in my heart. I don’t always follow them
like I should, but they’re there, in the deepest part of my brain. And I know that no matter what I look like on the outside, following these rules will make me attractive to other people.
Now, if I could just get my hands on that $5,000 shopping spree, I’d be all set.
Colossians 3:12, 14 “Therefore, as God’s chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience . . . And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity.”
Renae, I’ve never watched this show! I’ll have to find it and give it a try 🙂 And hey, your mom’s fashion rules are the best!
Oh, Cheryl, you’ve gotta watch it! It makes me laugh at myself, because I’ve made almost all the mistakes that the people who go on that show have made, at one time or another!
Yes, I am blessed. My mother is a very wise woman. 🙂
Missing you, R!
Are you headed to NTCW conf this year? Alyssa, Tina & I are all going. Come on!
I’m planning on it! Can’t wait to see you all there!