Welcome to my media page! Here you’ll find a couple of head shots, as well as an informational one-sheet. I would love to share my stories, insights, and asparagus recipes with your school, group, assembly, or whatever. And if there’s something specific you’d like me to address, just say the word. I don’t know how much good it will do, but you can always ask, right?
And yes, I will work with your budget, as long as your budget isn’t . . . well . . . free. And as long as it doesn’t end up costing me money. Starving author here, remember? But hey. Again, ask. The worst I can say is no.
Well, I suppose there are worse things I could say, but I would never say them, because I try very hard to be a nice person.
(Note: I never charge a speaking fee to schools. This is something I do just because I love kids and I love teaching. But depending on location, I may need my travel expenses covered.)
So, I know I just met you . . . and this is crazy . . . but here’s my number . . . so call me, maybe: